Sorry ladies, Vietnam is no doubt a men’s paradise, even if only for the eyes. You are likely to see more charming smiles, graceful bodies and seducing eyes per square kilometer than in any other place on earth. Although prostitution is rampant, in Vietnam even the dancing girls and the taxi girls (girls that you bring back to your hotel room) have retained an air of youthful naiveté and sincerity that adds to their already devastating charm. But caution is always the best approach in uncharted territory. There is makeup and then there is life. Karaoke and massage parlors are often the front doors to more sleazy and personal services. But, under constant surveillance from the social evils police, many establishments are just what they advertise … places to sing and relax, albeit in the company of charming young and respectable ladies. The one thing to remember is that, except in the true-blue back alley clandestine bordellos, you can still go for a sing-along or a regular Vietnamese massage in any establishment that advertises these services. Extras are extras and never compulsory. But they forced me into it … is not such a good line for anyone who knows the scene here.
Massages & Massage Parlors in Vietnam
Vietnamese massage is mostly influenced by Chinese methods of therapy but has evolved to be unique in that it really focuses on kneading and working out the knots in the muscles. By contrast, Thai massage use a lot of muscle movement, stretching, and moving limbs. There are massage parlors with scantily clad women eyeing potentials customers as they walk by. It may seem like it is not a legitimate spa but it’s indeed! It’s more like men’s club where men can get a proper shave, sit in the sauna or lounge in the VIP area, order food and get a massage at the same time.
Many masseuses even offer their services roadside or on the beach in a public setting. These messages are much cheaper than at established spas but for a basic foot massage, it doesn’t get better than this. Try Vietnam Wellness & Spa tour to gain yourself the true experiences
Happy Ending Massages in Vietnam
Unlike in other countries where the happy ending is most likely advertised legally, in Vietnam if you want to get a happy ending you may feel like finding the needle in the haystack. In fact, there are numerous places to go for a happy ending massage in Ho Chi Minh City, Hanoi, Sapa, and other cities. A wide variety of nice hotel spas and plenty of smaller shops are opened around town as well. You can have an irresistible full hour service (massage and happy ending included) from a sweet girl in their 20’s. One more word about safety: don’t walk into a spa or massage parlor with many belonging things. If a place looks suspicious, it probably is!
Massage Spas in Hanoi
Tran Gia Healthcare Center
Tran Gia Healthcare is the trusted address for healthcare and beauty, with extremely effective massage, acupressure, professional technician team. They provide clients with dedicated services, a natural approach – sustainable development.
Address: 11 Trung Kinh Street, Cau Giay District
Hotline: +84 984 507 998
La Bella Spa Massage
In the spa, you will experience the unique services, combined with skin care products of leading cosmetics companies such as Dermalogica and Artistry. Besides being dedicated services of professional staff with years of experience, La Belle Spa will bring you the best perfect moments enjoying different types of happy ending massage during your Hanoi tour.
Address: No. 50B Luong Van Can St, Hoan Kiem District
Working hours: 9.00 am to 11.00 pm
Massage Spas in Sapa
Lavender Spa Sapa
Lavender Spa offers feature spa experiences with treatments combining the essence of traditional oriental herbs and traditional herbal remedies. A lot of treatments and wonderful spa packages such as body treatments, body wrap, body scrub, body wrap, facial treatments, and herbal bath will leave you the unforgettable memories in your Sapa tour.
Address: No. 7A Dong Loi St, Sapa town
Working hours: 10.00 am to 11.30 pm
Red Dao Spa
The spa uses the unique ingredients of mountainous areas of Northern Vietnam to create the special oil and water for bathing. Relax your body with Vietnamese traditional massages then soak up in the bathtub of hot special water will absolutely refresh your mind and muscle.
Address: Ta Phin village, Sapa
Working hours: 7.00 am to 10.00 pm
Massage Spas in Ho Chi Minh City
Temple Leaf Spa & Sauna
This well-known spa in Ho Chi Minh City offers absolute relaxation with the best skills of massages and aroma oil from Thailand and Vietnam. The spa’s therapists are well-trained to meet the satisfaction of customers.
Address: No. 32 Thai Van Lung St, District 1
Working hours: 10.00 am to 11.30 pm
Saigon Heritage Spa
The spa owns a team of therapists trained with years of experience providing tourists manicure, pedicure, face, and body treatments. Saigon Heritage Spa is said to be a wonderful place to escape from the exhaustion of your tourists.
Address: No. 69 Hai Ba Trung St, District 1
Working hours: 10.00 am to 11.30 pm
Karaoke in Vietnam
Do you want to be a singer? You need a real stage with flickering lights, a modern speaker system, and fantastic audiences to go crazy with your favorite songs. You can make your dream come true in karaoke bars in Vietnam. Karaoke has developed so dramatically in Vietnam that it can be called an industry. Especially, karaoke bars can be found in any cities in Vietnam. Hire a karaoke room, order some beer to refresh your voice and get hyped with the songs. About audiences, it will be so much fun if you and your buddies can go to this mini club together. Provided that it is not crazy enough, karaoke bars have hot and sexy chicks. They will sing with you, dance with you and serve you as if you and she had just married and were enjoying your sweet honeymoon. But remember that no drug and prostitution is allowed by Vietnamese law in karaoke bars.
Some recommended karaoke bars:
King Karaoke: No. 31-33 Hai Ba Trung St, Ben Nghe Ward, District 1, Ho Chi Minh City
Avatar Karaoke: No. 63-65 Pham Viet Chanh St, Nguyen Cu Chinh Ward, District 1, Ho Chi Minh City
Blue Eye Karaoke: No. 183 Vu Thach St, Giang Vo District, Hanoi
O2 Karaoke: No. 167 Cau Giay St, Cau Giay District, Hanoi
Red-Light Districts in Vietnam
Although prostitution has not been recognized as an official job in Vietnam, red-light districts still operate publicly without the permission of local authorities. Gentlemen want to have a non-sleep night of sexual senses with pretty tiny Asian girls, welcome to the red-light districts in Vietnam. In these places, sexy chicks usually stand along these streets and invite and display sexual temptations to any men they meet. In some tourist destinations, for convenient talks, these streetwalkers can speak English quite fluently. After already bargaining about the fee and hotel, you will be taken to the chosen place and begin your sensuous night. The fee is depended on how many sexual services you require. A condom is recommended for safe copulation to protect you from sexually transmitted diseases. You will have the “wonderful” night that is unforgettable in Vietnam vacation. One more thing is that I had the best Bhutan tours with several Bhutanese girls in 2016. If you want to extend your vacation to Asia and have a happy ending, this guideline about Bhutan red light will be your thing. View more
Nearly all beach destinations have red-light districts. In cities, there are some recommendations:
Tran Duy Hung St, Cau Giay District, Hanoi
Pham Van Dong St, Cau Giay District, Hanoi
Tu Xuong St, District 3, Ho Chi Minh City
Nguyen Chi Thanh St, District 5 & 10, Ho Chi Minh City
This paradise is so wonderful for gentlemen, isn’t it? But it is only the tip of the iceberg so click here to see a ton of useful information and essential guide for your happy ending vacations in Vietnam.